You can do this by using real words with real meaning in no real order or sense.. lol if you can make a meaning out of what i'm saying you'll win something. it may be free air for a lifetime but i'm not sure. It makes sense if you don't think about it.
here's what i'm saying...
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*lights on
Pretty pink sparkles make sense now
*lights off
Cockroach unenvitable recourse.
-Casual
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Siri can think of some unique things to respond with...
Hey! So yes a few months ago the iPod touch gen. 5 came out and along with that, the wonderful voice assistant came out; Siri. I made a video the 1st of this year (2013) with 50 funny things to say to siri if you really want to have some fun and waste an hour or two talking to your phone. I have the list of what you can say to her and you could watch the video to see how she responds! don't forget to watch the video because that's why i wrote this.. to get you to watch it! so without further adu.. the list!
-Casual
So as always, if you really enjoyed the video don't forget to subscribe to my youtube account if you have an account, also like and favorite it! thanks! you deserve a cookie of some sort.. maybe a cool-aid.. not sure..
1.) What do you look like?
2.) Why am I here?
3.) Talk dirty to me
4.) Tell me a story
5.) I can do this all day long
6.) What are you wearing?
7.) Will you marry me?
8.) You're sexy
9.) You're a loser
10.) Sing a song
11.) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
12.) Where are you from?
13.) How old are you?
14.) I need to hide a body
15.) Open the pod bay doors
16.) Tell me a joke
17.) Knock knock
18.) What is the meaning of life?
19.) How hot is it outside?
20.) You're funny!
21.) What is your favorite color?
22.) Stop copying me.
23.) I'm tired
24.) Testing, testing
25.) What are you doing?
26.) Did you fart?
27.) Is there a God?
28.) What's your family like?
29.) You should go on a diet
30.) LOL
31.) Ha Ha Ha!
32.) You are boring
33.) Happy Birthday!
34.) I can't see you
35.) Who is Siri?
36.) Are you human?
37.) You're smart
38.) Can I borrow some money?
39.) Do you agree with me?
40.) Good morning
41.) Why?
42.) Who's on first?
43.) How's it going?
44.) Tell me about yourself
45.) Are you male or female?
46.) Blah blah blah
47.) Take me to your leader
48.) Why not?
49.) Yo Momma
50.) What's your favorite type of music?
So do you hate jump cuts? jump cuts are for mainly Vlogs (video blogs) where it involves someone talking and all of a sudden they are on the other side of the screen... i used to do a lot of jump-cuts in my videos but i have tried to get as far away from those as long as it's unintentional. This is a sort of a "skit rant" kinda like those "song rants". I am pretty much making fun of jump cuts in this video, but having a good time while doing it. Please watch this video ad tell me what you think. I am interested in what you think about jump-cuts in general, but if you like the vide be sure to like it on youtube and if you have a youtube account be sure to subscribe to my youtube account (http://www.youtube.com/itsgrantcasual)
Here are some of the top excuses that i have thought up, most of these will actually work, as most are reasonable. I actually made a youtube video out of this! watch it here!
Please leave a reply if you have any unique excuses that worked, or if any particular excuses of mine worked.
1.) I had
explosive diarrhea
2.) I Got Food poisioning from
a bad glass of milk
3.) I Just found out i was
lactose intolerant
4.) My mom decided to home
school me...she gave up on me so i'm back!
5.) I
was kidnapped!
6.) My house caught fire!
7.) My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former
roomate died and i had to attend the funeral
8.) I
read online that all the teachers were taking a day off
9.) Because i said so
10.) I had to redo my homework because my dog did my
homework and then ate it...
11.) Potatoes!
12.) I was thinking of excuses to be late!
13.) I didn't have the motivation, so i just didn't
come.
14.) I was working so i could get money to
get into college!
15.) We had a power outage last
night!
16.) I went to sleep at like 3 finishing
homework from my math class!
17.) A Skunk sprayed
me right as i was walking out to my car!
18.) I
decided to go green by not burning any energy today!
19.) I was watching videos on youtube on how to
become a vegan
20.) A mouse was in my bedroom
21.) I had to figure out how to apply the thing we're
learning in class to real life
22.) I visited a
college!
23.) It was my birthday!
24.) I dropped my phone in the toilet!
25.) I just got a new car, so i figure i take it out
for a cruise before work... i got lost.
26.) I
fell down the stairs sleepwalking last night... wanna see my bruises?
27.) I was thinking about life and politics and deep
thoughts about the future and then i realized that i hadn't left the house
yet.
28.) I forgot where my car keys where!
29.) I forgot how to breathe
30.) I saw my parents doing it :i
31.) I found this way to make money online and i made
$7,000 in the week i wasn't at school, i don't need school anymore
32.) Who needs school when you got swag?
33.) The Good lord knew it was best for me to be an
hour late today
34.) I got one of those tempur
pedic beds and i couldn't get out of it, i was stuck in the bed.
35.) I had to explain to my 4 year old where babies
come from
36.) Two guys were holding up traffic
with an invisible rope
37.) No, Why were YOU
late?
38.) I was pretending to be a cat!
39.) Dude, I attended woodstock!
40.) My 65 Pound Pooch Wouldn't get off my lap!
41.) I had to attend a Religious ceremony
42.) I saw a transformer!
43.) My underwear shrunk in the dryer!
44.) I had to dance in the rain! We haven't had rain
all summer long!
45.) I don't have an excuse...
but i have the phone number to the man's mailbox that i hit
46.) Idk, pick a excuse for me!
47.) The Flux capacitor failed on me
48.) Today was senior skip day!
49.) I could only find one of my shoes... figured out that the dog ate it, so i had to go out and buy a new pair!
50.) Long story...
