You can do this by using real words with real meaning in no real order or sense.. lol if you can make a meaning out of what i'm saying you'll win something. it may be free air for a lifetime but i'm not sure. It makes sense if you don't think about it.
here's what i'm saying...
The Forepurchasement of the glorious hightation fortunancy. Developmental cursador youthful knowledgence ferocious overpowerment. Social unjustice of the pastcurrent Stuggle upon injustal beings human. Demonic overrigheousness guilded yearling dogwood. Forest Hightation Five Hundred Fifty Five Times Over the subquenchement versus the outlying goonestcy. Rewindal servitude constantinople. Terronial ghetto yonder allì. Areo weasial quarterly cooperment seedling. Acidical Saddened Freshmental Ignorious Killstreak. Jibbbyton tron Dark Openly radsacking Seealong. Frutal Documental Rejoicing Seawide Cantonal Regrettment. Ponderment Injustmental Theatrical Depital Eagerness.
*lights on
Pretty pink sparkles make sense now
*lights off
Cockroach unenvitable recourse.
-Casual
(if you liked the above video, if you have a youtube account be sure to click the subscribe button to subscribe to my channel, i smile when you do! also like or favorite the video! it helps me out a LOT!)
Siri can think of some unique things to respond with...
Hey! So yes a few months ago the iPod touch gen. 5 came out and along with that, the wonderful voice assistant came out; Siri. I made a video the 1st of this year (2013) with 50 funny things to say to siri if you really want to have some fun and waste an hour or two talking to your phone. I have the list of what you can say to her and you could watch the video to see how she responds! don't forget to watch the video because that's why i wrote this.. to get you to watch it! so without further adu.. the list!
-Casual
So as always, if you really enjoyed the video don't forget to subscribe to my youtube account if you have an account, also like and favorite it! thanks! you deserve a cookie of some sort.. maybe a cool-aid.. not sure..
1.) What do you look like?
2.) Why am I here?
3.) Talk dirty to me
4.) Tell me a story
5.) I can do this all day long
6.) What are you wearing?
7.) Will you marry me?
8.) You're sexy
9.) You're a loser
10.) Sing a song
11.) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
12.) Where are you from?
13.) How old are you?
14.) I need to hide a body
15.) Open the pod bay doors
16.) Tell me a joke
17.) Knock knock
18.) What is the meaning of life?
19.) How hot is it outside?
20.) You're funny!
21.) What is your favorite color?
22.) Stop copying me.
23.) I'm tired
24.) Testing, testing
25.) What are you doing?
26.) Did you fart?
27.) Is there a God?
28.) What's your family like?
29.) You should go on a diet
30.) LOL
31.) Ha Ha Ha!
32.) You are boring
33.) Happy Birthday!
34.) I can't see you
35.) Who is Siri?
36.) Are you human?
37.) You're smart
38.) Can I borrow some money?
39.) Do you agree with me?
40.) Good morning
41.) Why?
42.) Who's on first?
43.) How's it going?
44.) Tell me about yourself
45.) Are you male or female?
46.) Blah blah blah
47.) Take me to your leader
48.) Why not?
49.) Yo Momma
50.) What's your favorite type of music?
So do you hate jump cuts? jump cuts are for mainly Vlogs (video blogs) where it involves someone talking and all of a sudden they are on the other side of the screen... i used to do a lot of jump-cuts in my videos but i have tried to get as far away from those as long as it's unintentional. This is a sort of a "skit rant" kinda like those "song rants". I am pretty much making fun of jump cuts in this video, but having a good time while doing it. Please watch this video ad tell me what you think. I am interested in what you think about jump-cuts in general, but if you like the vide be sure to like it on youtube and if you have a youtube account be sure to subscribe to my youtube account (http://www.youtube.com/itsgrantcasual)
Hey Guys! I must say that i take great honor in writing this post. I usually try to pertain to my vlogs on youtube and thought this might be something i could talk about.
So Last month (January 2013) I filmed, edited, and uploaded a video with the aim of getting "first-time vloggers" on their feet and finding their place in the heavily-competive vlogging world. If you would rather watch the video than read this post, I understand. You can watch it here.
Ever since the upload date, i have been sending this video and a very intriquite message to 12 people that i deserve have the desire to make quality youtube videos in the future. To do this, i have been going up to the youtube search bar, typing "my first vlog", and then specifying under 'filters", with the upload date of "today". There is multiple criteria that i am looking for when i send these messages, some days there are good people, others there are barely any people that look promising, but nevertheless i try and help them as much as i can. I copy and paste the name of their channel into a document and then later send all 12 people the following message:
Hello! I see that you are new to the youtube community and that you have started making vlogs! Firstly i must congradulate you on putting your first video on youtube! I remember when i was in your shoes, and now i am going to school for film! Actually, a month (1/14) recieved a letter from my dream college (SAIC-School of the art institute of chicago) that i had been accepted! Anyways, i got a bit off track there, but i wanted to send this message to tell you that i am here to help! A few weeks ago, i made a video that is intended to help first-time/beginner vloggers find their place and getting used to the youtube community! The video is quite long but simply could not make any shorter, but i HIGHLY advise that you watch it! If you plan to continue your channel at all i would make this a NECESSITY view! Also, feel free to kind of advertise your channel in the comments section of the video and direct your friends to this video if they are interested in doing this as well!
I hope that the video helps you out a lot and hopefully i am able to help you get your feet in straight in the vlogger community! Also remember that, if the video or advice helped you, remember to subscribe!
What i did to find you: Ever since i have uploaded this video, i have been going up to the youtube search bar and typing "my first vlog, today" and then watching and visiting your channel to copy and paste your channel username... i have until recentally been subscribing to every person i add, but i am reaching my limit of 2k subscriptions, so if you REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want a sub from me, i suspect you ask SUPER nice XD! Anyways, i have had 35+ satisfied beginner vloggers that have better videos now because of this video! You want a shoutout? i can get you one in a future video!
Welcome to youtube! This is proboly your first time making a video and this is what this video is intended for; If you have made your first video or you are thinking about making a youtube channel so you can post videos, primarily vlogs. This is a video to help all you guys out there, i guess youtube "noobs" that aren't familiar with youtube and you proboly need some help getting your channel up! I remember when i first started doing this... I really had no idea what i was doing, and here i am teaching you how to make a start on youtube. This is not really a video/post to help get you "big", although i suppose you could look at this that way. but i am going to help you guys all out.
Just to let you know on the competition on youtube, I went into the youtube search bar the other day and typed "my first vlog, this month", and about 10,000 results popped up!
So already you are aware that there are THOUSANDS of new people starting vlogging or making videos every single day! Besides the fact that ~48 Hours of videos are uploaded every minute, and only a small percentage go viral... most of the videos get within the 0-10 views range.
So if you are watching/viewing this video/post, it doesn't matter how big you are, but YOU, yes YOU! YOU want more views! I am going to try to help you do so.
Artificial viewing/subscribing sites:
There are sites where you can buy facebook folowers, subscribers, views, etc. etc. Now, you DON'T want to do that. There is also Sub4Sub, which i will be going over all of these in a minute here.
So When you are going to one of these sites and your thinking *hey, i'm gonna buy some views, i'm gonna earn some views, it'll be all right i mean, this site says it's safe and that youtube won't detect it!* But the thing is; EVERY single site that you are going to come to is going to say that it is safe and that youtube won't detect them. Now how come people are getting their accounts banned because of these sites? it's because obiously most of them aren't safe! They aren't safe! The only true way to get actual views is by EARNING them! The only actual and safest way to get pay-per-views is by the youtube promotion which will put you on the side of the page and you'll pay for a certain amout of views! However, if you are younger and don't have a credit card, that may not be an option for you quite yet.
Sub 4 Sub: first of all, if you don't know what it is, the general overview is the following; you subscribe to their account and in return, they will subscribe to your account. I have done this on a few occasions, i'm not gonna lie. But those sub4sub people, they aren't actual subscribers... all they want is a subscriber for themselves to make themselves look good. They aren't real. They will most likely not check out your videos, they won't come back to your channel, and most of the time, even if you have a really good channel, they're not gonna comment on it, they aren't even gonna tell you that you have a nice channel! they just want YOU to subscribe to them and that's all they want. Also, most of these people that do ONLY sub4sub, WILL get detected and will get banned! So do not do this if you are looking only for subscribers, views is what counts.
Things you need to know about your first video:
1.) Don't shoot your video(s) in a dark room with your webcam. You can shoot with your webcam, but try to keep at least a little bit of lighting on. You HAVE to see your face for a video. Even if it's really bright, it's better than not being to be able to see you clearly. If you don't have a lighting studio, a better option would be to record when the sun is still out and shining in the early afternoon hours.
2.) Youtube Comments/haters: So you just made your first video and you have some good feedback and some bad feedback in the comments section... but the only thing is: the good feedback is pretty much the only thing that really matters. The bad feedback could be anything, but it will usually be jealousy. but i must tell you, there will ALWAYS, and i repeat ALWAYS be people that are hating on you! It doesn't matter how big you are or how popular or famous you are, there will ALWAYS be people that will hate on you because you are ALIVE. Even if it's a good video, there will be haters. Take my advice and NEVER take their negative advice to the next level and STOP posting videos! i have seen that on multiple people where they make their first video and they see a lot of negative comments, but at the same time have some really good comments. don't let that happen to you.
3.) Video content/Imitation: It doesn't matter if someone is your idol or someone really inspires you to do videos, but whatever you do, do NOT copy them!!! Don't impersonate them! You can make an impersonation video, however, don't base your entire youtube channel off someone else and thinking that you're gonna get famous off something that someone else already has gotten famous from. I have a friend on youtube that was copying nigahiga and he got a lot of hate comments, a lot of dislikes, he pretty much spammed nigahiga's videos comment section and told everyone to watch his videos and he got quite a bit of popularity from it, but in the end, he ended up leaving youtube but leaving his channel intact. it is possible to get famous off someone else, but you will get a lot of negative feedback in the process. My brother has done the same thing, but is copying tobuscus for all his videos and is hoping to strike popularity in the future. he is already giving me advice on how to make a viral video when i've told him multiple times already that i've said that? My most viral video currently only has 13k views and that is not even on my main channel (itsgrantcasual) but on my hair channel (grantshairtips) and my most viral video on this channel has about 3.5k.
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This is proboly your first time making a video, and i've come a long way since my first video, but when i made my first video, i didn't even know what a vlog was. I thought it was a talk show, so i had no idea what i was doing and had no idea what i was getting myself into... but here i am as a youtube partner and over 1,000 subscribers over a year and a half later still making videos and i still enjoy it!
I can tell you that some people will be naturally youtube famous, and what i mean by that is; they will be great at youtube from the start and they will most likely be the most successful. Others will have to rise and get better, like me. on my first video, i had no idea how to edit, no idea what i was really doing... I was sitting at my computer with my ipod right above my laptop (because i didn't want to use the webcam) and i had a layout for what i was gonna do in the video right below it. I studdered a lot, i didn't know how to talk, especially in real life... i made the video because i thought i might be able to become famous and i've made it kind of there... But i've still got a log way to go. I hope that someday you guys will get to your goal wherever that is, i don't know how far you want to take it... i can tell you that i once started out JUST like you! And now i am going to film school for it! It happened! And that's an example as to where this can take you. I don't know how serious you are about this, but i do know that you CAN make it a living eventually if you continue making videos and also advertising your videos!
Advertising:
This is the easiest and best way to promote your channel: through social networking and such. it is a good idea to create a buisness card to give to all the people that are interested. You can put all your information about your show on it! Including; your channel url, your facebook fanpage, slogan and picture! If you come across someone in the streets that is interested in you, you can pull out your handy dandy card and say "hey, i make videos on youtube, i do that a lot, come check out my channel!" they will proboly check out your channel!
Facebook/social: Making a facebook fanpage and linking it to your youtube and putting in the description of your videos can be good, you can post updates, videos and cool people's channels on your page and make sure to get people to like it! get people you know already to like and expirament with it frist to grow your likes and a following.
Yttalk: This is a youtube forum for youtubers with all sorts of people on there of every type of style of videos! You can post your videos up there, you can post a welcome statement saying *hey, i'm new here and i just started putting up videos and i need to get a following going*... And most of the people there will check out your page you might get hey 10-15 subscribers from just posting a little thing there. The community is great and the people are nice and will welcome you to youtube/the yttalk community. This is a great site if you are just starting out or even if you are at my stage and need a little more help and a little more popularity. So if you need some help, http://www.yttalk.com is the place to go! the only downside to this site is that you are allowed one (1) post a day wheather it be a video, a question, but replies to other people's posts are unlimited. Add me on there, my name is "Grant Casual". there are usually about 30 or 40 active people on there all the time. People can even subscribe to you through the site and under every post you make there is a direct link to your channel! how 'bout that!
Feel free to advertise your channel in the comments section below (video or blog). you have great talent, you have a GREAT possible future, your gonna make great videos, i know it! I will be with you every step of the way! If you want to, you can look through my videos and maybe get some ideas for yourself and even POST A VIDEO RESPONSE if you want to!
Ending your video:
At the end of every video you have, make sure to tell people to subscribe to you in something of this nature!
"Make sure to subscribe down below, like, comment, and share and be sure to check out my facebook below which would be great if you 'liked'! Thanks and have a good day!"
Please comment below! Thanks for reading!
Monday, December 31, 2012
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This post is about Facebook and why it is worse now than ever. I hope you can see why after reading this... please leave your personal opinion in the comments below. I actually made a video off this concept, watch it here!
2007- Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends, old classmates, and family.
2012- Facebook is a great way to creep on people, go on like attacks, sit back and enjoy the drama, read or post pointless status updates, tell people about the sex you had last night
This is a list of reasons of why i don't like facebook...
1.) I hate the people that post to your wall, facebook chat, comment on your updates, and interact with you, but in real life, not a word is said.
2.) I Don't like People that post updates, pictures and do all that a normal facebooker would do, but they don't have a picture for their profile, or they have one and none of them are of their face.
3.) I hate Being tagged in horrible pictures, when you tell them not to!
4.) Who doesn't hate People that "TyPe LiEk DiS" or they have no idea of how to spell. Period. The only reason i would misspell something is if my keyboard is laggy and it doesn't send a letter or two to the screen, not intentional, accidental.
5.) I don't like Being forced to friend your family... on a funny note, i got my facebook account in 2010, and i got an account AFTER my parents and grandparents already had an account, another wierd thing; my 90 year old great-grandma is also on facebook, however, she doesn't use it that often, then again, maybe i just use mine too often XD. You have to keep everything clean so grandma doesn't think your something you're not... A simple case of word choice can curve a relative's point of view on you, think "would grandma approve this?" It can also get very awkward when your close family is wondering when you are going to accept them.
6.) Why do people make an account and NEVER get on? facebook is meant to be a place where you can figure out what everyone is doing, if you only log in once every few months, what's the purpose? Please get rid of your account if you're not going to ever be on.
7.) I hate people that use hashtags on facebook... #swimming... they don't do anything on facebook but get you comments like "don't use hashtags on fb", keep 'em on twitter!
8.) I hate little kids on facebook, parents, don't be afraid to monitor your elementary schooler's online activity, they don't need to be on facebook, you should be at least middle school-aged to have an account. Oh also, if you are underage (under middleschool age), don't be posting "sexy" bikini pictures with your under developed bodies... Parents, take control.
9.) I hate birthdays on facebook, especially when you don't even know the person... you have no choice but to wish them a happy birthday. They will then "like" your post later on and maybe leave a comment. They will also put a status update on later saying "thanks for all the birthday wishes, people!"
10.) I despise game requests, we don't want your game requests, especially if you never post anything, i know you want some more points or whatever or maybe you need to send the request to 30 other people before advancing, sorry, don't want it. You also would prefer to spend your hard-earned money for some virtual money on a dumb game? seriously? 10 requests for the same game from the same person won't make me want to. Also, don't login to other sites with your facebook, it just tracks everything to your facebook wall.
11.) I hate people that have a page and post relatable or funny pictures constantly, but won't allow you to comment, but they can use it to tell everyone to subscribe to their feed and recieve 5000 friend requests in 5 minutes... this is extremely rude when it's a picture of a deformed or "world's prettiest teens" picture and they just post a "subscribe to me" and nobody else can post, like, they don't give a flying sh*t about the deformed kid.
12.) Who likes memes anymore? really, there are some good ones out there and i have made a few of my own, but they are so annoying. All they did was find a picture that would make them look like they're thinking about something, and put some words on it, and people make likers real easy by just posting these XD
13.) I hate pointless status updates... for example; "I broke up with John, and now we're back together for the 5th time, John says he loves me with all his heart." Please, he wants your pussy. Another example is "Going on vacation 2000 miles away"... Now people can come rob your house because you also have your address on facebook.
14.) I dislike people who post status updates... EVERY 5 MINUTES... No. The more you update, the less people will care. The saying "more is less" applies right here, right now, and forever.
15.) It's creepy when someone you have never ever heard talk or talk to you, messages you. I'm like "what do you need?". I've never heard you talk to me before, why are you talking to me?
16.) I hate it when i get invited to an event, especially ones that i really don't care about. 10 people inviting me to the same event also won't convince me that i need to go.
And Finally...
17.) Please stop liking your own status updates, even if you really REALLY like your picture, don't. Makes you look like a looser.
This is another controversial subject in the modern world, how far will you go to achieve your dreams? As far as Sammy Hagar? It's possible, i can tell you that. I made a video to go along with this blog, watch it here!
If you wanna be good at something so you can show it, or if you
want to show it off to the ladies, or become famous and have lots of fans... i
remember last summer when i had 10 subscribers, i thought i had it made it. I
had thought i had made it big! Now i'm going to tell you
something that you may or may not of ever hear before, You can get anything you
want in this life if you work for it. Anything you want, you can have. But
here's a secret;Ya gotta work, work, work, work, work, and when you think you've
made it, you gotta work, work, work, work, work even harder! The world does not
stop for dream chasers (yet).
Don't wait till you can see the other side, do it
now. Don't be like that man on 'Up' that forgot about his dreams until his wife
passed, medicare won't pay for your mishaps. But if you find your dreams later
in life, the end of your life will be handed to you on a silver platter. Sammy Hagar... well he's not really my friend... but He came from virtually nothing. He
literatly had to work all summer long just to afford a pair of school shoes, and
now he's a rock LEGEND!
You'll have to be willing to the extra mile to acchieve
something that you wanna do. You're going to have to make a lot of sacrifices
and a lot of changes in order to get what you want to get done. You can't just
sit around and say "I'm going to do this someday" and never do it. Instead of procrastinating, do it now! You can't just assume it's going to happen, you have
to make it happen! You have to make sure it happens by not just following your
dreams, but making it happen and chasing your dreams! In fact, put your dreams
in a headlock, make sure they know what they're supposed to do.
Everybody is
entitled to their own dream, no matter how small or how big it is. You have to
have something you wanna keep shooting for and keep trying for. It could be as
big as becoming the next justin bieber... or
it could be as getting your dream bedroom or getting the job you want. maybe
your dream, like me is to get in front of a camera and make people laugh. But everyone wants to acchieve something in their
life, and for the most part, people want to become famous. That means everyone,
your mom, your dad, your brother, your sister, your dog, your deceased fish,
that guy next to you in math class... your grandma's best friend from 2nd grade
back in the 1940's...
But not many people really accomplish their dreams. Do
they not chase after their dreams because they thought they couldn't make it?
Did they not chase after their dreams because they thought they were worthless?
Did they chase after their dreams and discover that they can't do what they
wanted to do? I mean you literatly have to put every good idea in the trash and
make eveverything excellent, and even after that, you have to make it better and
make more!
You have to block out the people that don't believe in you, you have
to block out spectators, commentors, your parents, society, you have to block
out everyone that gets in your way. don't stop chasing your dreams becuase
someone says you can't make it, or you find your place and you can't do it. Even
if you want to be a famous basketball player and can't dribble, you want to be a
doctor and you can't put on a band-aid. You don't have to be the best to be the
best, you just have to believe in yourself. You can be the worst person out
there looking person in the world, but you could have amazing talent. You could be really famous,
and not have much talent.
Don't let anyone say that you can't do it because your
not good at something... and even if you aren't good at it, you can get better
at it. You gotta block out everything and you gotta do what you wanna do
no matter what it takes to get there. Now if you have a dream, get off this blog
and go do it, because you're missing out! The only thing better than chasing
your dreams is living your dreams. It doesn't get any better than that, now
shouldn't you be chasing your dreams right now?
Here are some of the top excuses that i have thought up, most of these will actually work, as most are reasonable. I actually made a youtube video out of this! watch it here!
Please leave a reply if you have any unique excuses that worked, or if any particular excuses of mine worked.
1.) I had
explosive diarrhea
2.) I Got Food poisioning from
a bad glass of milk
3.) I Just found out i was
lactose intolerant
4.) My mom decided to home
school me...she gave up on me so i'm back!
5.) I
was kidnapped!
6.) My house caught fire!
7.) My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former
roomate died and i had to attend the funeral
8.) I
read online that all the teachers were taking a day off
9.) Because i said so
10.) I had to redo my homework because my dog did my
homework and then ate it...
11.) Potatoes!
12.) I was thinking of excuses to be late!
13.) I didn't have the motivation, so i just didn't
come.
14.) I was working so i could get money to
get into college!
15.) We had a power outage last
night!
16.) I went to sleep at like 3 finishing
homework from my math class!
17.) A Skunk sprayed
me right as i was walking out to my car!
18.) I
decided to go green by not burning any energy today!
19.) I was watching videos on youtube on how to
become a vegan
20.) A mouse was in my bedroom
21.) I had to figure out how to apply the thing we're
learning in class to real life
22.) I visited a
college!
23.) It was my birthday!
24.) I dropped my phone in the toilet!
25.) I just got a new car, so i figure i take it out
for a cruise before work... i got lost.
26.) I
fell down the stairs sleepwalking last night... wanna see my bruises?
27.) I was thinking about life and politics and deep
thoughts about the future and then i realized that i hadn't left the house
yet.
28.) I forgot where my car keys where!
29.) I forgot how to breathe
30.) I saw my parents doing it :i
31.) I found this way to make money online and i made
$7,000 in the week i wasn't at school, i don't need school anymore
32.) Who needs school when you got swag?
33.) The Good lord knew it was best for me to be an
hour late today
34.) I got one of those tempur
pedic beds and i couldn't get out of it, i was stuck in the bed.
35.) I had to explain to my 4 year old where babies
come from
36.) Two guys were holding up traffic
with an invisible rope
37.) No, Why were YOU
late?
38.) I was pretending to be a cat!
39.) Dude, I attended woodstock!
40.) My 65 Pound Pooch Wouldn't get off my lap!
41.) I had to attend a Religious ceremony
42.) I saw a transformer!
43.) My underwear shrunk in the dryer!
44.) I had to dance in the rain! We haven't had rain
all summer long!
45.) I don't have an excuse...
but i have the phone number to the man's mailbox that i hit
46.) Idk, pick a excuse for me!
47.) The Flux capacitor failed on me
48.) Today was senior skip day!
49.) I could only find one of my shoes... figured out that the dog ate it, so i had to go out and buy a new pair!
50.) Long story...